Archive for September, 2019
Women Are Paying to Remove Their Resting Bitch Faces, for Some Reason
Published on September 18, 2019 by David Shafer
There are many ways in which having a resting bitch face is a useful asset, the main one being that strangers rarely attempt to engage with you while you’re riding the train or reading a book alone in a bar. Why would anyone intentionally sacrifice that? For what? Looking personable?! Looking personable is how you […]
Why Would Anyone Get Rid Of Their Resting Bitch Face?
Published on September 18, 2019 by David Shafer
Honestly, they’re so powerful Women are now going to plastic surgeons to get rid of their resting bitch faces, because apparently some women want to look less “like a sourpuss” and more approachable. According to one plastic surgeon, the requests for this type of surgery have “more than doubled” in the past year alone. The […]